Saturday, October 13, 2001, 10:28 a.m.
sami, it DOES NOT!
Saturday, October 13, 2001, 10:21 a.m.
note to self:
look out for the person waving the biggest German flag. that will be sasha.
note to aim-list people:
not online much for over a week.
note to Certain Individuals:
TY 6089 IIJKL
(only the people meant to understand that will. the rest of you, don't bother.)
off i go now....
Saturday, October 13, 2001, 10:09 a.m.
imagine you're a car, so place an ad in Autotrader:
some amusing replies:
Capri, engine full of sand, orange plastic seats, steering wheel cut to replicate knight rider, badgers set in boot, £300 o.n.o
60's classic. Originally sporty and fast but rebodied as People Carrier in recent years. Runs well but fuel consumption may be considered unacceptably high. Unlikely to meet current emmissions standards (especially after currys). Been laid up on bricks for last 4 months. Not currently taxed due to offshore location.
XD
Saturday, October 13, 2001, 10:01 a.m.
Dear child:
I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.
I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works too well though. Last week I put aload in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't too bad here, it only rained twice last week. The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home. They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.
Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl your sister is going to name it after me; she's going to call it mom.
Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days. Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love, Mom
PS - I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.
I know I heard this somewhere else before...
Friday, October 12, 2001, 03:36 p.m.
"3, 2, 1 and there they go!"
hmm... it'll be Murray Walker's last GP this weekend. wonder who will replace him... hope it won't be James Allan, he's a bit of a boring bloke.
Claire... Weiss kreuz and Ini-D crossover?! O_o
"Fujiwara~ SHI-NE~~~~!!!!"
@_@
*shudder*
Thursday, October 11, 2001, 02:33 p.m.
i don't know you, but hell, even i would fly there and kill you if you crossed Ini-D with Sailor Moon.
(then i can meet Kristi! yay! O_O)
*goes back to reading Flying Lap*
Thursday, October 11, 2001, 01:44 p.m.
and now for the amusing search engine queries:
"You think you're a man" - nope, no QaF tracks here... at least that's what i hope you were looking for...
orange rx-7 - ORANGE?! O_o;
Cute GT-R - cute? cute how?
listen to the blowoff valve - that bored, are we?
"you weren't man enough to satisfy me" - Ryouponchan, just what the hell are you trying to look up? O_o;
*dansudansu* Wingy - thank you~~~ *^^*
Thursday, October 11, 2001, 01:37 p.m.
EEK!
Thursday, October 11, 2001, 01:33 p.m.
sami, the Lamborghini Murcielago does NOT look like a cockroach! >< *smack*
