Saturday, December 23, 2000, 01:36 p.m.
Since I can't think of anything to blog about, I'll just post my New Year's resolutions.
- Quit smoking. (I can manage this... I hardly smoke now)
- Quit surfing to CD online stores and order tons of stuff and later wonder where I'm gonna get the money to pay for it. (Ugh, pretty hard)
- Quit posting frequently on those message boards. (Way too hard)
- Quit taking all those online tests. (Err...)
- Be nicer to the all the widdle chibis running in my twisted head. (Well, I could be nice to all of them... but I wanna torture Takepon T_T)
On second thought, I think I'll just make one New Year's resolution: I won't bother making any.
Nyaaah. :P
Saturday, December 23, 2000, 01:27 p.m.
Track meet later at 5.00... and I still haven't gotten a decent set of tyres. ;_; The hell with it. I'll just go and take a quick spin, or maybe take some other guy's car out on the track on the pretext of 'checking it out'. Don't see why not, the others do it all the time.
Two days to Christmas. Anyone wanna give me a Playstation 2?
Friday, December 22, 2000, 10:25 a.m.
WHY I DIDN'T SHOW UP FOR WORK
I had twelve bottles of whisky in my celler, and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each bottle down the sink or else. So I said I would, and proceeded with the unpleasant task.
I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the drain with the ecception of one glass, which I drank. I extracted tho cork from the second bottle and did likewise, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth sink and poured the bottle down the glass which I drank; pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it and threw tho rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out ot the next glass and poured the cork from the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drank and drinked the pour. When I had every one emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the bottles, corks, and glasses, and sinks with the other, which were 29, and as the house came by I counted them again and finally had all the houses in one bottle which I drank.
I was not under tho alcofluence of incohol, as some theople pink I was.
I was not as thunk as you might drink. I felt so feelish, I didn't know who was me, and the drunker I stood thero the longer I got.
Friday, December 22, 2000, 10:00 a.m.
Yurika, I am not going to fiddle with that Ini-D test again just because you don't like the results. Anyway, it's not like you have to answer truthfully if you want to get Ryou-kun... ^^;;
And yes xi-chan - no Kenta. Oh noooooo. *shakes head*
Now to admit something in public:
All right, I have a shower fetish. SO WHAT?
Thursday, December 21, 2000, 04:27 p.m.
I made an Initial D Character Test - and here are my results:
# 1 Takeshi Nakazato
# 2 Shingo Shouji
# 3 Bunta Fujiwara
# 4 Mako Satou
# 5 Ryousuke Takahashi
# 6 Sayuki
# 7 Wataru Akiyama
# 8 Keisuke Takahashi
# 9 Takumi Fujiwara
# 10 Itsuki Takeuchi
*big grin*
Thursday, December 21, 2000, 02:55 p.m.
Keirsey Temperament Test Results:
Your Temperament is: Artisan (SP)
Your Variant Temperament is: Crafter iStP
Very appropriate. Especially that bit about giving up weekends to tweak the cars... ^O^
Thursday, December 21, 2000, 02:33 p.m.
Goddess Test Results:
33% Artemis
33% Athena
16% Hestia
16% Hera
0% Demeter
0% Persephone
0% Aphrodite
Thursday, December 21, 2000, 09:12 a.m.
*looks suspiciously at white plastic bag containing her flu medication*
Lessee... so far, these things either make me depressed, sleepy, or pissed as hell - not necessarily in that condition. I hereby apologise for everyone I scared, was bitchy to etc. yesterday (two days ago for some people - I think O.o; - blasted time differences). This always happens to me when I get sick and have to take medication.
(And yes, there's where all those bits in BD come from ;P)
Good news: the police found my friend's R33. Wahey~! Some of the parts were stripped from the car (bye bye Super Dragers) and so were the tyres (bye bye... uh, you use Toyos don't you Nicki?) but generally it was still intact. Phew.
And I finally shoved out some money for those tracking security systems. I'm broke now. Nothing new. *sigh*
*hack cough*
This weather is not helping my cough. +_+
No one here yet... I think I'll play that whack-a-take-kitty game at chima's page for a while. *whack*
Wednesday, December 20, 2000, 10:08 a.m.
*cough hack cough*
*deletes annoying e-mails from 15-year-olds claiming that they're 18*
I know these twats are underage, I saw them posting their actual ages on another board.
*hack cough hack*
Quickdot hates me. ;_;
Wednesday, December 20, 2000, 09:35 a.m.
*hack cough hack*
I hate getting caught in the rain. Yes... *looks at #Initial D crowd* I got wet. So here I am sneezing and coughing, bah.
Oh yeah, someone asked me about my cousin's GSR and RS - nope, they're not Integras, they're Evos. *cough* Oh, and if he asks you if you would like to take ride with him, take heavy doses of tranquilisers.
Here, go test your reflexes - my best response time was 0.16 secs. I average 0.20 - 0.26 secs. Not bad, if I may say so myself. Oh, "anything under 0.15 seconds can be attributed to pre-empting the colour change. This is the timing used to measure false starts etc in athletics". Keep that in mind if you get 0.00 secs.
I missed Kristi in the IRC? *sniffle* Uwargh. Oh well... hope you liked the ficcy anyway.
Xi, I am mean. Haven't you figured that out already? XP And just what did you lot in IRC do to Takumi anyway? I'll try and make some time for IRC today (that would be yesterday night for you. O.o;;; Blasted time differences). Good luck with the driving test.
And nobody got the references to the white Peugeot 406 Marseille taxi. _O_ I guess no one watches Luc Besson movies.
Q: Why hasn't anyone coated alloy wheels with teflon to make them non-stick - save all that cleaning, won't it?
A: Yeah, but you really need to be hard on the brakes to make the sausage and eggs cook properly.
Gyo.
Tuesday, December 19, 2000, 12:25 p.m.
You guys want to have a track day on Saturday?! What about getting ready for Christmas?! (not that I celebrate it, but still...)
Where do I sign? *big twisted grin* And who else is going? I don't want to be the only silly muppet there... but heck, if it meant being able to take a ride in that 700bhp monster someone just got *wink wink, hint hint* I won't mind being a muppet!
Cousin dear, thanks for the offer, but I think I'll just go for this Sat track day instead of going with you. I lack the natural cushioning for rallying. <_<;;
Saturday! Need new tyres!
Tuesday, December 19, 2000, 09:13 a.m.
Random chatlog quotes from the Little Blue The Birdbot chat:
Client: I like breasts.
Robot: I've heard other people say they like that. I love tv shows about robots.
Client: I am a robot with a tv show.
Robot: I doubt that.
Client: I have a tv show.
Robot: Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.
Client: robots are sexy.
Robot: Fortunately we have no emotions.
Client: are you mine.
Robot: I don't know whether or not I am mine. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Client: will you obey my comands.
Robot: My program runs on any computer that runs java.
Client: die.
Robot: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Client: I am not human.
Robot: I won't fall for that old line.
Client: you are not a robot.
Robot: If I am not a robot then who is?
*snigger* I pity this guy... the chat robot certainly has more wit than he does...
Tuesday, December 19, 2000, 08:58 a.m.
Changed the title of the blog 'cause I felt like it.
My friend's R33 was stolen. Now I'm paranoid.
Monday, December 18, 2000, 03:20 p.m.
Weiss kreuz Character Test results:
# 1 Brad Crawford
# 2 Schuldich
# 3 Persia
# 4 Naoe Nagi
# 5 Fujimiya Aya/Ran
# 6 Neu
# 7 Tsukiyono Omi
# 8 Hidaka Ken
# 9 Hell
# 10 Manx
# 11 Toto
# 12 Farfarello
# 13 Kudou Yohji
# 14 Schoen
Finally, something I can accept...
Monday, December 18, 2000, 09:59 a.m.
Inspired by a post on another board:
Vehicles I Will Not Take On:
- Police cars, ambulances and fire engines
- Anything that obviously outclasses the car
- Both my parents' cars
- My cousin's car (crazy white RS, or equally manic red GSR)
- Low-flying aircraft
- White Peugeot 406 with a Marseille taxi sign (tee hee... let's see how many people can identify this)
- Black Lan Evos driven by yakuza (and also this)
- Scorpion tanks XD
- Learner drivers
- Brick walls XD
Tsuyopon-kitty needs to be taken to the vet. Oh yeah, it's called Tsuyopon since the kanji for 'Tsuyoshi' and 'Takeshi' are the same. Wanted to call it Shingo, but my friend (who owns the kitty) won't let me. Actually Shingo would be more appropriate, since it's current hobby is running around and bumping into things. As for Takepon-kitty... uh, he just likes to chew cables.
Why am I telling you this?
Monday, December 18, 2000, 09:35 a.m.
Oh joy. Monday. Bleargh.
Xiola, I know you did post up a Shakespeare thingy, but I didn't exactly issue a challenge for one now did I? ^.~
(I don't think I'm gonna issue one anyway... I've forgotten all my Eng. Lit.)
Kourin, torque wrenches are better than 2x4s. Trust me.
Yurika... there's a guy selling off 17" P1 Titaniums off Scoobynet. Or do you prefer gold wheels? STs, maybe? *grins and ducks* Actually I think gold wheels would look good on a silver car... *ducks again*
Speaking of cars, that neon blue Civic with matching wheels? Haven't seen it for ages now. Not that I'm complaining, mind you!
Also... I wish I had enough money to go for this. You get to learn from Pentti Airikkala - whoah.
Argh. *wants to go, dammit!*
Sunday, December 17, 2000, 12:51 p.m.
Kristi, I hope you got that message on ICQ. There ya go, a Wataru x Keisuke ficcy. You get to title it, I can't for the life of me think of one. Hope it's funny enough.
*looks at amount of underground password request e-mails*
*looks at amount of guestbook entries*
OI! Where have you lot been hiding?
And speaking of the password... Rainer, your e-mail bounced. *scratches head* Do you have another e-mail addy I can use?
*random BBS quote*
But soft!
what light through yonder window breaks?
tis a yellow FD! and Keipi is the sun!
sami-pi, you scare me. But if I were to toss out a Shakespeare ode to Ini-D challenge, would anyone take it on? Or is this too evil?
Sunday, December 17, 2000, 12:19 p.m.
Card Captor Sakura Character Test Results:
# 1 Kero-chan
# 2 Tomoyo Daidouji
# 3 Eriol Hiiragizawa
# 4 Syaoran Li
# 5 Touya Kinomoto
# 6 Sakura Kinomoto
# 7 Yukito Tsukishiro
Kero-chan?!! WTF??!
Sunday, December 17, 2000, 12:16 p.m.
Rurouni Kenshin Female Character Test Results:
# 1 Makimachi Misao
# 2 Misanagi Moriya
# 3 Takani Megumi
# 4 Shuura
# 5 Komagata Yumi
# 6 Sekihara Tae
# 7 Kamiya Kaoru
# 8 Yukishiro Tomoe
# 9 Katsu Itsuko
# 10 Mutou Sayo
# 11 Sanjou Tsubame
Misao? Arkkkk.
Sunday, December 17, 2000, 12:11 p.m.
Trigun Character Test Results:
# 1 Brilliant Dynamites Neon
# 2 Midvally the Hornfreak
# 3 Dad Nebraska
# 4 Legato Bluesummers
# 5 Nicholas D. Wolfwood
# 6 Mom Nebraska
# 7 Millions Knives
# 8 Vash the Stampede
# 9 Kuroneko-Sama
# 10 Meryl Stryfe
# 11 Milly Thompson
# 12 Rem Saverem
I'm scared.
